SINCERELY ME...

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A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Q: Did you hear about the “kidnapping” at school?
A: It's okay. He woke up.

There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don't forget. They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. "You might want to write it down," she said. The husband said, "No, I can remember that you want a bowl of ice cream." She then told her husband she wanted a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream. "Write it down," she told him, and again he said, "No, no, I can remember: you want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream." Then the old lady said she wants a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top. "Write it down," she told her husband and again he said, "No, I got it. You want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top." So he goes to get the ice cream and spends an unusually long time in the kitchen, over 30 minutes. He comes out to his wife and hands her a plate of eggs and bacon. The old wife stares at the plate for a moment, then looks at her husband and asks, "Where's the toast?"

Teacher: "Which book has helped you the most in your life?"
Student: "My father's check book!"

Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: "Breathe, stupid!"

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my shift is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"

Q: Did your hear about the man with a broken left arm and broken left leg?
A: Don't worry he's "ALRIGHT" now!

Teacher: "What is the chemical formula for water?"
Student: "HIJKLMNO."
Teacher: "What are you talking about?"
Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
A: Microchips!

A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?" "Do you have any proof he owes you the money?" asked the lawyer. "Nope," replied the man. "OK, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owed you," said the lawyer. "But it's only $500," replied the man. "Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!"

A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, "Give me all the money or you're geography!" The puzzled teller replies, "Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'" The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"

A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, "Now, now young lad, I think you had better take that monkey the zoo." The next day, the boy was walking down the road with the monkey on his shoulder again, when he passed the same policeman. The policeman said, "Hey there, I thought I told you to take that money to the zoo!" The boy answered, "I did! Today I'm taking him to the cinema."

At the doctor's office, Tom was getting a check up. "I have good news and bad news," says the doctor. "The good news is you have 24 hours left to live." Tom replies, "That's the good news?!" Then the doctor says, "The bad news is I should have told you that yesterday."

Q: How do trees access the internet?
A: They log in.

A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.

Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: "You're too young to smoke."

If a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

A mom and a son come home from the grocery store. The boy immediately empties out a box of animal crackers and the mom asks him why. The boy says, "You should not eat it if the seal is broken, so I'm looking for the seal."

Q: Why did the school kids eat their homework?
A: Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.

Q: What type of book has only characters and no story?
A: A telephone book.

Q: What stays in one corner but travels around the world?
A: A stamp.

Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they don't know the words.

A mom texts, "Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?" He texts back, "I Don't Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later." The mom texts him, "It's ok, don't worry about it. I'll ask your sister, love you too."

One day a duck walks in a store and ask the manager if they sell grapes. The manager says, "No, we don't sell grapes." The duck goes home and comes back the next day and asks the same question. The manager says the same thing again, "No, we do not sell grapes." The duck goes home, comes back the next day, and asks the manager if they sell grapes. This time the manager says, "No, we don't sell grapes! If you ask one more time, I will nail your beak to the floor!" The duck goes home. It comes back the next day and asks the manager if he has any nails. The manager says, "No, I don't have any nails." The duck says, "Okay, good. Do you sell grapes?"

A man was walking down the street and saw a sign in a store window that said "Help Wanted," so the man ran in the store and yelled out, "What's wrong?!"

Q: Why is the letter B very cool?
A: Because it's sitting in the AC.

Old Man: "Are you the young fellow who sold me this tube yesterday and told me it was toothpaste?"
Clerk: "Yes sir."
Old Man: "Well, I tried for half an hour this morning and I couldn't get my teeth to stick in."

Lagi citer jln2..Sebelum ni citer jln2 kat Ho Chi Minh (cuti bulan Februari 2015)...Misi menjelajah negara ASEAN bermula lagi.... Kali ni Brunei pulak (cuti bulan Mei 2015)....Kali ni bukan jln2 nak g tpt shopping (konon.....) tapi g sightseeing je...(boleh caya ke....hehe)...

Kami g 3 hari 2 mlm...cuma tak puas sgt nak jln sbb cuaca tak berapa nak best...hujan lebat n panas terik...(lupa pulak...sama ler mcm kat Malaysia...kita kan serumpun)

So, just scroll down n enjoiceee.....

Saja nak tunjuk salah sebuah bgn kat sana...

Jumpa restoren ni secara kebetulan, terus try makanan kat situ...N menu utama Nasi Katok...nak tau apa kebenda nasi katok ni?...

Tadaaaa....Nasi putih + ayam goreng/ panggang + sambal ...Sambalnya ler yg sedap....Harga Seringgit je tau (jgn lupa convert duit Malaysia...tapi bagi aku still murah)

Singgah ke Tamu Kianggeh... tak jauh dari hotel kitorg duduk....

Kat sini ada panggung tapi masa aku lalu, mcm tak bukak je...

Perasan tak....bgn2 yg aku tunjuk, mesti ada tulisan jawi...termasuk signage jalan....Good...

On the way to Kampung Ayer...

Tengok muka aku dah kerut-kerut....Panas terik weiiii....

Kampung Ayer

Ni dulu istana lama...

Ada perasan apa2 tak bila tengok gambar ni?....Cer tengok batu tu...ada rupa kapal karam kan?....Ni kiranya mcm citer Si Tanggang tu ler....Kapal disumpah jadi batu...

1st time aku tgk ambulans jln atas air...

Paip air bersih

Jln2 sekitar kampung AYer....Gayat jugak nak meniti jambatan tu....Aku keras jer jln...Sbb tu takde gambar aku sbb aku dah tak bole nak posing manja2 gitu...Seriau weiiii....